What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 13:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

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share office space ...

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

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Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Then came..

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

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No go.

Loons and Moons

Still no good

How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

What have I done wrong? How can I start over?

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

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